Author: anus

Of Potential Planetary Poly Partners

Hey Guru, My enby situationship keeps ghosting me unless Mercury is in Gatorade—how do I establish boundaries with someone who consults their haunted doll before texting back?

Of Perverted Pauper Pretense

  Hey Guru, My boyfriend has suddenly decided we’re a pair of Victorian orphans and keeps begging me to speak in a cockney accent in bed—how do I get him to stop telling me he wants some more?